Seeing RKY blog again really inspired me to hop back on the DBS train, so let me recap this weekend.
Antonio Brown: More than anything, his kick to the face of the Browns’ punter was simply confusing as fuck. Sure I laughed out loud all 50+ times I’ve watched the vine of it, but when you look at it, he had an easy score. Why the kick? There’s no way he had some personal vendetta against that punter, there’s no way he thought it could be an effective move to get past him, into the endzone, and it really didn’t look at all like it was ever intended to be a hurdle. What the fuck.
Patriots: Worst half of football I’ve seen since the first half of the Broncos game in New England last year. Offensive line looked like a god damn block of swiss cheese, Tom missed throws he doesn’t miss, Amendola was invisible, and the run game was irrelevant. Defensively I’m even more concerned. The front 7 being healthy again and giving up 200 yards on the ground was absolutely terrible. Chandler played like shit, Vince was solid, Nink got subbed out on sub packages which left him playing like half of the snaps as opposed to pretty much all last year (confusing AF), linebackers tried to do too much, and the secondary was eh. Whatever, season doesn’t matter ’til January.
Ray Rice: Not a great look for Goodell and the NFL here. Little Ray Ray should obviously have been cut by the Ravens when this whole thing first came out, but the real troubling thing with this is Goodell saying the NFL never saw that second video that TMZ released yesterday. As if NOBDOY working for the NFL knew there were cameras in elevators in a damn casino. I’m pretty sure the court had to see this because they are legally obligated to ask for all evidence, so wouldn’t you think the NFL would do the same? Nope, suspend the guy 2 games and call it a day. Good shit, Rog.
Mets: Only 6 games under and 6.5 games out of the wild card with 18 to go. 7 back in 17 has been done, why not 6.5 in 18?** And what the fuck are they doing not calling up Syndergaard for September? Call him up, go to a six man rotation and maybe make the fans happy by giving them a real glimpse of their future like the Cubs are with Baez, Soler etc.
**They’re the Mets
Penn State: RKY nailed this one so I won’t say much more but damn, that school has to be some sort of cult. Weird shit.
Hawks’ Owner: I didn’t read the entirety of the e-mail, but it definitely wasn’t as racist as I thought. He pretty much said there are too many black people which is a little fucked up, however, if their crowds were all white and he had said “I want to diversify our crowd and bring in more minorities”, people would look at it as something great, which I don’t get at all. Has to go both ways. I don’t have a problem with him wanting more white people at his games.
Sports Gambling Legal in NJ: I’m not 21, nor am I a gambler, but this is pretty cool I guess.
LeSean McCoy: $0.20 tip on a $60 bill? C’mon now Shady that’s fucked up. If I can give a 10-20% tip everytime I go out to eat, I’m sure you can too.
Derek Jeter Day: Vomit. Everywhere.
I’ll end this article by leaving a link to arguably the funniest video I’ve ever seen. Fat guys, fat guy scooters, fat wives, fat guys getting pushed off of their fat guy scooters, the word “cunt”, this video is perfect. 10/10.
I’ll never, ever not laugh after seeing him flop around like a fat fucking fish out of water screaming “help!” and subsequently yelling “my fucking scooter, you bitch!” after she runs it over. I’d feel bad if I didn’t share this with DBS Nation. One love.